Charley Foster
Sea
We stood watching the sea and
Poking fingers into pizza after
We noticed the sea
Let’s get pizza,
Somebody said
But the sea
Had a smell all its own
And contained turtles
As far as we could tell
It was awkward
Sitting there poking fingers into the sea
But sometimes the skeleton of a scorpion fish
Would dart between our fingers
And it was like we were back home
In our pajamas climbing
Out the window
To escape a fire that was
Shattering glass somewhere.
After that we were stared at
But the people were nice, really
And gave us hat racks
With cow hooves for feet
And horns on which to hang the hats,
And jars of Vaseline for the kids.
In the end it saved us a lot of time
And expense.
Roosters
Popcorn pieces drift to the theater floor -
Little pacts with the devil.
Roosters scream out in the night like murdered women.
They call to one another across the night
Like murdered women calling to one another.
Popcorn cascading into a glass case
Is shoveled into paper bags and cardboard buckets.
WHO CAN REMEMBER
We used to enjoy hobbies.
Sketching life-sized caricatures of motorists at the stoplight
Who stared straight ahead, uncomfortable, angry, unable to drive away.
Some exploded, leaping from their cars to chase us.
We retreated on all fours, bobbing up and down like meerkats.
You had that gun and we’d play Russian roulette into the night
Laughing so hard our sides burst open
Spilling out great piles of dusty newspapers and horsehair.
We no longer have the time or the inclination.
We’ve become like your father sending angry monologues
From his ham radio set. Scanning the road for discarded gloves and bungee-cords,
Removing our glass eyes for no other purpose than to cause upset.
Our appetite for mussing the hair of homeless men on the bus
Is no longer a part of who we are.
Who can remember when we carried cattle egrets on our backs,
Their droppings leaving long white streaks?
